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1) Name: Benjamin Samuel Goldschmidt
2) Name Backwards: Tdimhcsdlog Leumas Nimajneb
3) Were you named after anyone?: Yes, my great grandfather, 'Samuel'
4) Does your name mean anything?: 'Son of my right hand', LOL, I know, it sounds dirty but it has religious roots.
5) Nick Name(s): Benny G-Ryde, JEW, Jewben, Goldshit, Goatshit, Jewish Ben
6) Screen Name(s): Jacksparrowdeath, Donxiote, MasterSmiley42
7) Date Of Birth: 11/01/1986
8) Place of Birth: Columbia, MO
9) Nationality: United States Citizen, through and through
10) Current Location: Columbia, MO-in the rich, white, christian, neighborhood.
11) Religion: Jewish, but nonpracticing at the moment
12) Height: 5' 10" I believe, I'm not really sure, around that somewhat.
13) Shoe Size: 9-11 depends on the kind
14) Hair colour: Super ridiculously dark brown, but I'd like to think it's black.
15) Eye colour: That special sexy kind of brown eyes that women freak out over.
16) What do you look like?: I look like the bastard child of a Cuban terrorist and a hippie from the 60's.
17) Innie or Outie?: Innie
18) Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous: I'm not ambidextrous but I switch off which hand I use depending on what I'm doing. The only ambidextrousness I have is when I have special "me" time, then I use both hands.
19) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight, in that sort of hypocritical american male way where I'd really like to have a 3some with two girls and me but I wouldn't have a 3some with a girl and guy even if the girl was my girlfriend and she wanted to because I'm well, hypocritical like that. Which is probably why I'll never be allowed to know what a 3some with two girls and me will be like, lol...
20) Best friends: Past: Joey Present: Victoria, Colleen, Vanessa, Greg, Ben W., Cristin, Jeremy, Dominic
21) Best friend you trust the most: I don't really "trust" anyone. I'd have to kill them if I did.
22) Best friends {your sex}: Ben W., Dominic, Greg, Jeremy
23) Best friends of the opposite sex: Vanessa, Cristin, Colleen, Victoria
24) Best Bud(s): The ones in my refrigerator
25) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: I have had 0 real relationships in my life. In fact, I have never even been on a date before. I did get to see and feel girl boobs once. I made out with a drunk girl at a party. I sat out on the dock late at night with a girl who I used to work with, but she turned out to be a bitch to me and ignored me even though she told me that she had a great time and wanted to see me again. The fact of the matter is, I'm working on making the 40 year old virgin thing a reality. Oh well, at least I'll be rich and can hire as many hookers as it takes to mend my scared unloved psyche.
26) Crush(s): In the order they came-1) Kristan 2) Mary 3) Sarah 4) Kathryn 5) Lauren 6)Bridget 7) Dorie 8) Jenny 9) Victoria 10) Colleen 11) Christa 12) That blued haired girl that would always come into plaza 13) Kate 14) Karen
27) Parent(s): Seem to not know anything about how to raise children, ever.
28) Worst Enemy/Enemies: Women who don't give me the benefit of the doubt.
29) Funniest friend: Vanessa-here's a quote-"Soft and emo-ey on the inside, hard and black on the outside"
31) Advice Friend: For women-Dominic (Although, he doesn't give great advice and actually usually gives me advice that ends up screwing me over more) For women, life, and secrets of the bisexual order-Vanessa. For reminiscing about the past-Cristin
32) Loudest Friend: Casper-PENIS GAME, not to mention one time I pissed him off and when he yelled at me I thought I went deaf for a while.
33) Person you cry with: I have a PENIS, I don't cry.
34) Any sisters: Nope
35) Any brothers: Nope
36) Any pets: All dead, like 10 dogs, a dozen cats, chickens, a goat, etc.
37) A Disease: Is the inability to convince a woman to have sex with you a disease?
38) A Pager: GAY, lolz
39) A mp3 player/ipod: My PSP
40) A laptop: Toshiba POS (piece of shit)
41) Gaming platform: Xbox 360 bitches, awwwwwwww yea...
42) Surround sound: Hell yea, in my living room!
43) A Personal phone line: Nope, my dad has one though.
44) A Cell phone: Yes, but I hate having it. Having a cellphone does not give people the right to call you whenever they please. 1 am is not an appropriate time to call someone, even if it is a cellphone!
45) A Lava lamp: It's sitting around here somewhere, it's red.
46) A Pool or hot tub: I'm going to have both when I buy my amazingly expensively awesome house with my engineering money. And I'm going to fill both of them with horny bisexual blue haired asian hookers.
47) A Car: I bike to school. And I'd rather fly to be honest. It's faster, and just badasseryer.
Describe Your...
48) Personality: One word: Nervous
49) Driving: Passive
50) Car or one you want: Helicopter that has ROFL copter painted on its side.
51) Room: It has lots of wires laying around and dirty laundry and random unhooked up game systems.
52) What’s missing?: You know that AXE commercial where they ring the bell and the girl and the guy sorta wrestle and it's something about AXE shower gel where it's like, make your skin irresistable? A girl who would do that with me without me having to buy AXE. Mostly because buying AXE hasn't helped me worth shit.
54) Bed: It has green sheets on it and it's messy and unmaid.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Non-existant or hatred, a little of both
Do You...
56) Believe in yourself: Hell yea, unfortunately, I don't have much reason to.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: I used to. Then I realized that women are afraid of that even though many women are like "Oh I want a man to just sweep me off my feet." Yea, right before you spray him in the face with mace, haha.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Not really. I like to talk. I'm interesting.
60) Get along with your parents: Nope
61) Save your e-mail conversations: WTF? Who does that? haha.
62) Pray: Nope, like I said before, nonpracticing
63) Believe in reincarnation: I sit awake at night wondering about death. I'm very scared of it, so reincarnation would be cool if it did happen but I know it won't. So, I guess I can just reserve myself for the fact that if I'm dead I won't realize I'm dead so being dead won't be as bad now will it?
64) Like to make fun of people: All the time, so yea.
65) Like to talk on the phone: NEVER, I have a PENIS remember?
66) Like to eat?: Eating is what humans do, we live to eat so hell yea. You should see how much groceries I get at the store!
67) Like to drive: Not really, I've never had a good enough car to warrant that, and gas is extremely expensive.
68) Get motion sickness: Nope
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: YES, that's the good juicy part.
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: haha, no.
71) Dream in colour: Yep, I dreamt I was jesus once too.
72) Type with your fingers on home row: Yes
What Is...
74) Right next to you: My computer
75) On the walls of your room: A newspaper clipping of Sweeney Todd, Sophie's drawing I framed, Spumante Ballatore mirror thing, a painting of a woman.
76) On your mouse pad: No mouse pad
77) Your dream car: Jet pack
78) Your dream date: Tila Tequila
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Space (I want to have sex in space, it would be fun!)
80) Your dream husband/wife: I don't think I want to get married, I'd rather just be with hot hookers.
81) Your bedtime: I try to get in bed by 11ish but it doesn't always work that way.
82) Under my bed: Old school books, school supplies, etc.
83) The single most important answer: PENIS
84) Your bad time of the day: Right before I try to sleep, I have insomnia a lot, so I hate it.
85) Your worst fear(s): Being poor and having no health insurance, being alone and having to pay hookers my entire life to get sex.
86) The weather like: Cloudy
87) The time?: 3:34 PM
88) The date?: April 4th 2008
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Jeremy and I threw 10 dollars of pennies into Casper's room yelling Rocky Balboa, Rocky Balboa at the tops of our lungs.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Orbitz (That soda that had the balls in it)
91) Your Theme Song: Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Realizing that your parents are full of shit most of the time.
93) Your funniest experience: Throwing pennies at Casper
94) Your scariest moment: I almost choked to death on a pickle once. I was in boyscouts.
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: That's not my penis! It's a little bit bigger than that!
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Asked a girl out over aim even though she was living 1 floor above me in Mark Twain and I could have just asked her in real life.
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): The Jimmy dieing in the desert while on our way to CA for the STARWARS convention.
98) The worst feeling in the world: Thinking that you're going to never have sex because no one wants to have sex with you.
99) The best feeling in the world: SEX, or so I've heard. Haha...
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