RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.

Are you male or female?
Constaintine End Titles (Um, LOL)

Describe yourself!
Love Theme by Danny Elfman (Ha ha HA HA HA HA ha)

What do people feel when they're around you?
Monastery by Matt Uelmen (pfff, okay?)

Describe your current relationship.
Betrayal & Desolation by James Horner (Actually I have just started a brand new relationship and it's going fine so this is completely wrong)

Where would you like to be now?
rocketman by stewie (Yea, pretty much, )

How do you feel about love?
Dreadlord's Plight by Blizzard (LOL)

What's your life like?
Hymn to the Sea by James Horner (nope, wrong)

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
3rd man in by dropkick murphys (LOL!!!, my friends are totally going to LOL when they see this)

Say something wise.
The Sun Never Shines (On Closed Doors) by Flogging Molly (I think this was a sarcastic wisdom, haha)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Paraguay's National anthem (hahahhahahahha)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Ich Will by Rammstein (I have no idea what that means in german)

How do you feel today?
The Undercity by Jason Hayes (Not sure what that means)

What is your life's purpose?
Irish Soccer Chant (Um, LOL?)

What is your motto?
Walken III by Stephen Lynch (ha ha ha ha ha, yes, OMFG, yes!)

What do your friends think of you?
The Swamp of Secrecy by Project Pitchfork (Probably, lol)

What do you think of your parents?
The Gang's all here by dropkick murphys (Meh, yea)

What do you think about very often?
Puerto Rico's National Anthem (ha ha ha)

What is 2 + 2?
Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC (Okay?)

What do you think of your best friend?
Kuyurage by Kodo (what does that even mean? lol)

What do you think of the person you like?
Queen Anne's Revenge by Flogging Molly (haha, alright?)

What is your life story?
Messiah by Marilyn Manson (OMFG, LOL! I had a dream I was Jesus once. Ha ha ha, booyah! I'm even jewish too.)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Attack of the Batwing by Danny Elfman (Actually, if I could be batman, hell yea I would be batman that would be sweet)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Bab's Uvula Who by Insomniac (pssh, yea right)

What will they play at your funeral?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta by Ghetto Boys (You know what? I think this is actually appropriate for me. So yes, I accept!)

What is your hobby/interest?
Flo by Smashmouth (Pssh, um, alright?)

What is your biggest fear?
St. Kitt's and Nevis's national anthem (LOL, I have no fears)

What is your biggest secret?
Slaves to Rome by Hans Zimmer and Lisa Gerrard (Meh, I am jewish, haha)

What do you think of your friends?
Du Hast by Rammstein (pssh, still don't know what that means)

What will you post this as
The Battle of Stirling by James Horner

Tagging people is too much trouble, my friends will find it.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Then, we'll tell you how it works.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Triple Distilled Smirnoff Vodka that Tajniwolf brought home for me.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:30 PM (I was off a bit, it's 1:06 PM)


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:06 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I just heard someone shut their car door from across the street.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Roasting food over our fire pit with obi-wan8403, 1stIIce, and Tajniwolf last night.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
An email from my research boss explaining to me what I need to make the schematic drawing of my research vessel from in terms of a computer program.

9. What are you wearing?
Blue old man pants (LOL, it's an inside joke with Kate), an orange lacoste shirt, dark blue socks.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, it was a "SEXY TIME" dream.

11. When did you last laugh?
Outside with my roommates last night when we had the bonfire.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Flowery wall paper, and in front of that on the shelves are like 4 million StarWars toys.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Last night I tried for the first time, chocolate marshmallow bananas roasted in the fire. They were weird, but delicious!

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's sorta fun, although, I'd rather be having a "sexy time" dream still.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Health Care for all of my friends who didn't already have it. Give my mom 1 million dollars, give my dad 1 million dollars, pay for all of my friends to come back to MU and get any education they wish for free. Buy each of my friends a house in this neighborhood so we could have zip lines that go from house to house and we would like own the neighborhood. Buy lots of electronics equipment and sciencey stuff. Ten large breasted blue haired asian hookers for one hell of a sexy time... Yes, I really do mean that.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I had a girlfriend once (although, it wasn't a real relationship, it was one of those young kid relationships where it's like "Oh, I'm holding your hand, we are going out" LOL...)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would pour money into male contraceptive research to develop one that would work. Why you ask? Women would be all over that like a fat kid on a cake made of ham.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yep, I'm a dancin' fool!

20. George Bush:
Is going to go down as the worst president of all time, and might be tried for war crimes after he is done being the president. (I'm of course referencing Vincent Bugliosi's new book.)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Sarah Elaine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Blaine Roderick

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
In Russia

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"We have asian blue haired large breasted hookers!"-God
"Yea?"-Me
"Yea, and the best part is, they're free!"-God

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: I am lazy, so EVERYONE tag.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR:0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (maybe, maybe not, but I have been let down a bunch so I really don't know if it was love or lust, because I really like boobies)
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(/) Been In A Fist Fight (I bitch slapped a kid and made him cry, does that count?)
SO FAR: 1.5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker (The co-worker I'm currently engaged to, lol)
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 4.5

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6.5

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding (I kickass at snowboarding! I'm the king of snow!)
( ) Met Someone Through Internet (not romantically, but friends)
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 8.5

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11.5

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 13.5

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 17.5

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 18.5

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
( ) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 19.5

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 22.5

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces (no, but I need them!)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 25.5

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 29.5

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 32.5

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 35.5

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (I proposed to her in the rain, too.)
SO FAR: 37.5

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 39.5

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 40.5

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 41.5

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish D8
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (oh god, it haunts me...)
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 42.5

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 43.5

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( ) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 43.5

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 43.5

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 44.5

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 46.5

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 49.5

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity (many when I was younger)
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 51.5

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 53.5

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 55.5

Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

Comment and I will:
a) tell you why I friended you, (if I have.. if not, I'll just tell you why I like you ^^ )
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite submission of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.

Stolen from my roommates...

Dear Roommates

I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when I tied my shoes in your van and I saw you carve your names in John Travolta. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your pictures as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about your passionate interest for mice.
Go f*ck youself,
Benjamin Samuel Goldschmidt

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write whatever)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
gray- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
white- my father
gray- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk


6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
gray- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionate interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.